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    Joke of The Day.

    A family were sitting around the supper table. The son asked his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there? The father surprised, answered,"Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm . In her thirties to forties, they have looked like pears, still nice but hanging a bit . After fifty, they are like onions ."

    "Onions?"










    " Yes, see them and they'll make you cry."


    This infuriated the wife and daughter, so the daughter said: "Mum, how Many kinds of willies are there?" The mother, surprised, smiled and looked at her daughter and answered, "Well , dear, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, his Willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas Tree.


    " A Christmas tree?"


    "Yes, of course, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

    "Ooo... what's a pity.... Only decoration, Dad?"





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    Kaleem
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    nice joke



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    vivek476
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    nice na



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    LEVVI
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    thx guy's



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    xXxKirstyxXx
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    Haha i thought that joke was great me family thought it was funny too



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    coolestnapster
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    hmm...gud one....well everything can be explained...



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    LEVVI
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    Thnks 4 ur +ve rply guy's



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