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    software engineer & his wife

    Husband - (comes home) Hey dear, I am logged in.

    Wife - Would you like to have some snacks?
    Husband - hard disk full.


     



    Wife - have you brought the saree.
    Husband - Bad command or file name.


    Wife - but I told you about it in morning
    Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.


    Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
    Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.


    Wife - at least give me your credit card, i can do some shopping.
    Husband - sharing violation, access denied.


    Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
    Husband - data type mismatch.


    Wife - you are useless.
    Husband - by default.


    Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
    Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.


    Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
    Husband - the only user with write permission.


    Wife - what is my value in your life?
    Husband - unknown virus detected.


    Wife - do you love me or your computer?
    Husband - Too many parameters.


    Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
    Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.


    Wife - I will leave you forever.
    Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.


    Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
    Husband - shut down the computer.


    Wife - I am going
    Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer



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    OMG!!!such an annoying husband!!
    looooolzz ,, thx

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    welcome piano dear

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    An imperfect husband.

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    very annoying... thank god my husband is not a software engineer... lolz no bothers to software engineerings and i know its just a joke! so let's laugh everybody!

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    Re: software engineer & his wife

    Quote Originally Posted by ***sufi***

    Wife - you are useless.
    Husband - by default.

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    lol

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    hehahahha

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