> If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage
>> During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ? He is given his last chance to run away.>>
>> I wrote ur name on the sands it got washed away,I wrote ur name in air got blown away,So i wrote ur name in my heart.i got a HEART ATTACK
>> LOVE is like a CIGAR It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes... But dont worry - we are chain smokers
>> True love is like a pillow u can hug when u r in trouble u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy , so when u need true love
>> spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow .
>> Dear Friend, when i ask u flower,u give me bouque , twhen i ask u a stone u give me a statue , when i ask u a feather u give me peacock, ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
>> I had VODKA with WATER , I felt DRUNK ,I had WHISKY with WATER , I felt DRUNK , I had RUM with WATER ,I felt DRUNK , I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
>> Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence .. Student : WOW !
>> A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..>>
>> History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26