LAW OF TELEPHONE: When u dial a wrong number,u never get an
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After ur hands become coated with grease, ur nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If u tell the boss u were late for work because
u had a flat tire,the next morning u will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone u know
increases when u are with someone u don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When u try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work,it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.
THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle
LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, ur boss
will ask u to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.