This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a

competition organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an

Indian......






A MBA and a BE go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and

fell asleep.






Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend. "Look up

at the sky and tell me what you see." The MBA replies, "I see
millions of
stars."







"What does that tell you?"



The MBA ponders
for a minute.


"Astronomically
speaking, it tells me that there are

millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.





Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.













Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.





Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and

we are small and insignificant.



Meteorologically,
it seems we will have a
beautiful day tomorrow.






What does it tell you
?







The BE is silent for a moment, then speaks.





"
Practically...
Someone
has stolen our tent
"