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    HILARIOUS MAIL FROM A FRUSTRATED VICTIM OF CHAIN MAILS

    HILARIOUS MAIL FROM A FRUSTRATED VICTIM OF CHAIN MAILS

    I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me from 2002 - 2008 and still continuing it in 2009.

    Because of your kindness:


    * I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it’s good for removing toilet stains.

    * I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

    * I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer, now my friends wont sit beside me anymore.

    * I don’t leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

    * I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Pakistan, Singapore and Tokyo.

    * I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.

    * When I go to parties, I don’t look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

    * I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.. (Poor girl! she’s been 7 since 1993)


     


    * Still open to help somebody from Nigeria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle’s property of $ 100 million, So much trustworthy.



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