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    Beating the employment trap: Enjoy it (Malayalee Fun)

    Bill Gates organized an interview to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room.
    One of them is Jose from Kerala

    Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

    2000 people leave the room.

    Jose says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try !'

    Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.

    2000 people leave the room.

    Jose says to himself 'I never managed anybody by myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me ?' So he stays.

    Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.

    500 people leave the room.

    Jose says to himself, 'I left school at 15, but what have I got to lose ?' So he stays in the room.


    Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat to leave.

    498 people leave the room.

    Jose says to himself, 'I do not speak one word of Serbo-Croat but what do I have to lose ?' So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate; Everyone else has gone.

    Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo-Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.' Calmly, Jose turns to the other candidate and asks "Naatil Evideya?"
    The other candidate answers: 'Pathanamthitta'

    Both of them selected because Bill gates doesn't know that language!!!!

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    lolllzzzzzzzz nice one pearl

    but i think it is repost

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    lolz hahahahaa...very nice pearls

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    hahhahahahahahhahaha..........nice one

    but will u translate the last two lines]]

    I got that as I have heard before........

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