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    Famous Quotes on Wife (whats yours)

    I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must
    be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
    David Bissonette

    when a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
    him keep her.
    Sacha Guitry

    After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
    can't face each other, but still they stay together.
    Hemant Joshi

    By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you
    get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

    Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

    The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,
    "What does a woman want?
    Sigmund Freud

    I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

    "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go
    to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft
    music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
    Henry Youngman

    "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
    Sam Kinison

    "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
    electronic banking. It's called marriage."
    James Holt McGavran

    "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the
    second one didn't."
    Patrick Murray

    Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
    1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
    2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it

    You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
    Henny Youngman

    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
    Rodney Dangerfield

    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
    Milton Berle

    First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky,
    mine's still alive."

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