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    LETTER TO DAD

    father passing by his teenage daughter’s bedroom was astonished to
    see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he
    saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It
    was addressed “Dad”. With the worst premonition, he opened the
    envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-

    Dear Dad,

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you, but I’m
    leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted
    to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I’ve been finding real passion
    with Randy and he is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you’ll like
    him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes.
    But it’s not only the passion Dad, I’m pregnant and Randy said that
    he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together.
    Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn’t so old these
    days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn’t stand in
    the way of our relationship, don’t you agree?


     


    Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods
    and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It’s true he has
    other girlfriends as well but I know he’ll be faithful to me in his own
    way. He wants to have many more children with me and that’s now one
    of my dreams too.

    Randy t aught me that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone and
    he’ll be growing it for us and we’ll trade it with our friends for all
    the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that
    science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves
    it!!

    Don’t worry Dad, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care
    of myself. Someday I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get to
    know your grandchildren.

    Your loving daughter,
    Rosie.

    At the bottom of the page were the letters “PTO”. Hands still
    trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:

    PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at the neighbour’s
    house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life
    than my report card that’s in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and
    call when it is safe for me to come home. I love you!



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    lolllllzzzz nice but repost

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    what can we say to girls...?
    of course this dad has dead in middle of letter...

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    Yeh May be

    Thanks 4 visiting Seba

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    lolz................

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