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    English can be fun- hilarious

    Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
    TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.

    In a London Laundromat:
    AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT


     


    Outside a London second-hand shop:
    WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

    Spotted in a safari park:
    ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

    Seen during a London conference:
    FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE
    ON THE 1ST FLOOR

    Notice in a field:
    THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

    On a repair shop door:
    WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR, THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

    People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate
    with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the world :

    At a Budapest zoo:
    PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT
    TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

    Doctors office, Rome :
    SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

    Hotel, Acapulco :
    THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE.

    In a Nairobi restaurant:
    CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE SHOULD WAIT AND SEE THE MANAGER.

    In a City restaurant:
    OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.

    In a Calcutta Coffee House:
    PEOPLE DISCARDING CIGARETTE STUBS IN CUPS WILL BE SERVED COFFEE IN ASH TRAYS




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    hilariouss
    hahhahahhaah

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    Thanks 4 visiting

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    thanks for posting

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    Thanks 4 visiting Sri

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