*Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
*If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
*If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
*Indecision is the key to flexibility.
*One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
*Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
*The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
*The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.
*There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
*Things are more like they are today than they ever were before.
*By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.