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    Sardar jokes

    The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would
    lose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor to report he had lost the weight,
    but he had a problem.

    "What's the problem?" asked the doctor.

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    I'm 2400 kms from home...


    Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Y for Heads and N for Tails.

    Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.

    "Oye, I finished the exam in half and hour". "But yaar", he says, "I am rechecking my answers and am not able to tally them with what I wrote."


    Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks

    and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops


     


    him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" (Why

    do you take these things with you?).

    Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na

    marjaun" (If the stupid train comes late, I will die of hunger!)


    Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station. He asks one man "When will Rajdhani Express go from here"?Man Replies 12.30. "When will Punjab Express go from here"?Man Replies 10.30. "When will Deccan Queen go from here"?Man Replies 12.30. Thus the sardar goes on asking for all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not.Sardar replies, "NO. I only want to cross the tracks!"

    Santa Goes to heaven
    Santa Singh was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his friend Banta. As Banta singh stood beside the bed, santa Singh's frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write on. Banta singh lovingly handed him a pen and piece of paper, and Santa used his last ounce of strength to scribble a note. Then he died. Banta singh thought it best not to look at the note just then, so he slipped it into his jacket pocket. Several days later, at the funeral, Banta singh was visting Santa's family. He realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he'd worn the day Santa died. "You know," he said, "Santa handed me a note just before he died. I haven't read it, but knowing Santa, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all." He unfolded the note and read aloud, "You're standing on my oxygen tube!"


    A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan,but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai"



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    nice collection....................

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    Thanks Saber

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    LAST ONE WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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