Funny leave letters
You will double up laughing for sure.
1. A candidate's application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist and an
accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and
I can handle both, I am applying for the post.
2. An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please
sanction me one-week leave.
3. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground and I may not return, please
me half day casual leave"
4. A friend of mine had written a leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request
to leave me today"
5. A family friend of ours told an incident of his friend's letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare holiday to the school"
6. Leave letter written to the headmaster:
As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
7. A covering note "I am enclosed herewith..."
8. Leave letter written to Administration dept:
As my Mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me
9. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I
may be granted leave".
10. Letter writing:
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."