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    Lovely English N' Joy dude


    In Tamilnadu,there is a well known person by name, Mr. Jeppier, Chairman of Sathyabama deemed university and some more self financing colleges, always speaks in English. That college students have collected & published a book by name "Jappier's Spoken English" ... Njoy ...........with his..............English..............

    Now, here are some classic English sentences from the great "Jappier's Spoken English"

    # At the ground:

    All of you stand in a straight circle.
    There is no wind in the balloon.
    The girl with the mirror please
    comes her...{Means: girl with specs please come here).

    # To a boy, angrily:

    I talk, he talk, why you middle
    middle talk?

    # While punishing students:

    You, rotate the ground four times...
    You, go and understand the tree... You three of you stand together separately.
    Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)

    While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this )
    Every body should wear dress to college

    Boys no proplum (supposed to problem)

    Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)


    Girls should wear only salwar no nitee.

    Girls should not wear T shirt ,U shirt,V shirt.. but if you want to wear .... remove it
    when inside the campus and put it out side the campus

    Sir at his best:

    Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys
    at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them.
    So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you
    WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"

    # Sir at his best inside the Class room:

    Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
    Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
    Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.

    boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
    You, meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)

    This one is cool "Both of u three get out of the class."
    Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
    Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
    Take 5 cm wire of any length....

    Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ...

    Once Sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached,
    the function had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry I am late,
    because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).

    At Sathyabama college day 2002:

    "This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks, I the happy, tomorrow u get good job, jpr the
    happy, tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"

    At St. Josephs college of engineering fresh years day 2003:

    "No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police "


    ok enjoy this English, but dont forget your English!!

    Thanks . . . . . . .


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    English me not forgot

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    Fast Learn ...... : )

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