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    PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS ARE PAID SO MUCH.....

    TAKE A LOOK: (especially from 4 to 10 )


    1 ) Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
    Customer : "Ok."
    Tech Support : "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
    Customer : "No."
    Tech Support : "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
    Customer : "No."
    Tech Support : "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
    Customer : "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

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    2) Customer : "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
    Tech Support : "Did you install the update?"
    Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

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    3) Customer : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
    Tech Support : "Tell me what you've done."
    Customer : "I typed 'A: SETUP'."
    Tech Support : "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
    Customer : "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
    Tech Support : "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
    Customer : "What?"
    Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
    Customer: "No..."
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    4). Customer : "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
    Tech Support : ?!%#$ (welll pretend to smile)

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    5). Tech Support : "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
    Customer : "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
    Tech support : ##### ***

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    6) Tech Support : "What type of computer do you have?"
    Customer : "A white one."
    Tech support : ******_____####

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    7) Tech Support : "What operating system are you running?"
    Customer : "Pentium."
    Tech support : ////-----+++

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    . Customer : "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."
    Tech support : ??????

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    9).Cus tomer : "I have Microsoft Exploder."
    Tech Support : ?!%#$

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    10). Customer : "How do I print my voicemail?"
    Tech support : ??????

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    11). Customer : "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly."
    Tech Support : "What does it say?"
    Customer : "Something about an error and non-system disk."
    Tech Support : "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
    Customer : "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."
    Tech support : @@@@@

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    12). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open
    24 hours."
    Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"

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    13). Tech Support : "What does the screen say now?"
    Customer : "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
    Tech Support : "Well?"
    Customer : "How do I know when it's ready?"
    Tech support : *** ---- ++++


     


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    The best of the lot
    14). A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.
    Tech: What's the problem?
    User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
    Tech: (keep quite)
    Tech: You'll need a new power supply.
    User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.
    Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.
    User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.
    Tech support::
    10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech is frustrated and fed up.
    Tech support hush hush)
    Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.
    User: I knew it!
    Tech : Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes.
    10 minutes later.
    User : It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.
    Tech : Well, what version of DOS are you using?
    User : MS-DOS 6.22.
    Tech : That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes.
    1 hour later.
    User : I need a new power supply.p
    Tech support : How did you come to that conclusion?
    Tech support : (hush hush)
    User : Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply.
    Tech: Then what did he say?
    User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.

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    Hight Of all (Too Good)
    15) customer care officer: I need a product identification number right now and may I help u in finding it out?
    Cust: sure
    CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?
    Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?



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    lolzz

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    A user calls at a call center and says I cannot get on the netwerk:

    User: I cannot get on the netwerk

    Tech: what error do you get

    User: I don't know says fatal error

    Tech: can you make a screenshot and mail it to me

    User: yes whats your're adres how must I sended courier or airmail



    User calls the call center
    User :I have a virus
    Tech: what error do you get ?

    User: when I leave my computer for 4 min the whole screens becomes black

    Tech: and if you move the mouse

    User :then I see my desktop

    Tech: thank you mis for calling that was your're screensaver



    User calls tech support


    User: my PC gives me a blue screen
    Tech: ok did you try to turn the PC of and turned it on
    User: yes
    Tech support: trying to take up info where the PC is located
    And asks the user witch floor he is
    User: floor7
    Techforgot to put his phone on mute) and says to his colleuge the user is on the 7 floor he might as wel trow the PC out of the window "
    User: I heard that I wil do it

    After an hour the user mailed pictures how he throwed the PC out the window

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    Lolzzzz......

    6,7,8,9,and 10 are very hilarious!!!

    I am rolling on the floor and my stomach is aching!!

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    Thanks for visiting Klassi and cupcakes

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    10). Customer : "How do I print my voicemail?"



    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahahaha.....

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    Thanks 4 visiting sunny

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    my pleasure dear....

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    LOLZ...BEAUTIFUL. I AM VERY MUCH LAUGHING. CAN'T HOLD MY BREATH

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    lolz..............

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