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    ~~# Best Divorce Letter #~~

    Dear hubby:
    I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.. I've
    been a good woman to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for
    it.
    These last 2 weeks have been hell.

    Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last
    straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut,
    had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk dress.
    You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your
    games. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want anything
    that connects us as husband & wife. Either you are cheating on me or you
    don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

    Your EX-Wife
    P.S. don't try to find me. Your BROTHER & I are moving away to West
    Virginia together! Have a great life!

    Read on

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    Dear Ex-Wife
    Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

    It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good woman is a
    far cry from what you've been. I watch my games so much because they drown
    out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice
    when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was
    'You look just like a boy!' Since my mother raised me not to say anything
    if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my
    favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I
    stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk dress: I turned away
    from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was
    a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.


     


    After all of this, I still loved you &
    felt we could work it out. So when I
    hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets
    to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason,
    I guess.

    I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that
    the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me.

    So take care.

    Signed,
    Your Ex-Husband, Rich As Hell & Free!



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    I hope this does not happen with any other woman...i.e. when her husband has won the lotto and got two jamaican tickets and when he wanted to surprise....she was gone!!.....uff!

    LoL!!!

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    hahahahahahahahah!!!!!! Awesome one!!!!!!

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    Thanks 4 visiting KD,Sri,Candid

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