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    Lina
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    Sardar

    Sardarjee to Sunita: I want to marry you

    Sunita: But I am one year elder to you.

    Sardarjee: No Problem, then I will marry you next year.

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    Sardar declares:

    .. . . I will never marry in my life&. . .

    .. . . I'll give same advice to my children also. . . . .

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    SARDAR- yaar maineapni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ?

    2ND- Gold ring de de

    1ST- koi badi cheez bata

    2ND - M.R.F ka tyre de de. .









    ============================== ============

    A donkey kicked sardar & ran away

    sardar ran to catch the donkey.

    He saw a zebra & started beating it

    & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'.

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    1 SARDAR PURI LIFE ONLY 1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA

    KI MERE TO 2 BROTHERS HAI

    PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE

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    SARDAR APNI SISTER KE SAATH BIKE PE JA RAHA THA.

    BOY: OH! PAAJI GIRLFRIEND K SAATH KAHA JA RAHE HO

    SARDAR: OYE ! GIRLFRIEND HOGI TERI MERI TO SISTER HAI.

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    1ST SARDAR : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green

    andone is blue with red spots!

    2ND SARDAR: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at

    home.

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    SARDAR AAJ MAINEPAANI KO ULLU BANAYA

    2ND SARDAR: wo kaise?

    1ST SARDAR: aaj mainenahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se nahaliya.





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    LEVVI
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    Nice 1 Lina



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    Lina
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    Thanx a lot levvi 4 ur rply, i m online now wanna chat with me?if yes, then join me.


    Lini K



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    Sundus
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    vErY niCe!!



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    LEVVI
    Guest
    Hi Lina

    i was busy ystdy if u r free 2 day can join der

    Rgds

    LEVVI



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    Lina
    Guest
    Thanx a lot levvi & sundas 4 ur rply. I will b online in d afternoon levvi, so i will catch u there.



    Lini K



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    LEVVI
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    Ok at 2.15 Pm



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    Lina
    Guest
    Ok levvi done, i will b there at 2:15 pm.


    Lini K



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    LEVVI
    Guest
    now i am online



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    Lina
    Guest
    I m also online levvi..........



    Lini k



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