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    Birthday gift

    His wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband:


     



    Knowing her birthday was coming up shortly, she said to her husband...


    'Buy me a surprise for my birthday!' she said.



    'Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds! And I would prefer a blue one!'


    Happy and excited she was counting down the days to her birthday.


    And on the day she finally she got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully bought....

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    A Weight Machine

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    The poor guy is dead today, and his wife's in jail for murder !



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    Why???? The weighing machine wasn't blue?!?!?!?!?!?

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