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    IT Quotes, Explaining Software and Programmers

    IT Quotes, Explaining Software and Programmers

    UNIX is simple. But It just needs a genius to understand its simplicity.
    --Dennis Ritchie

    Before software can be reusable, it first has to be usable.
    --Ralph Johnson


     


    Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment..
    --Fred Brooks

    It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it. It's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.
    -- Steve McConnell Code Complete

    The trouble with the world is that the stupid are sure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
    --Bertrand Russell

    If debugging is the process of removing bugs,Then programming must be the process of putting them in.
    --Edsger Dijkstra

    You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, You cannot have both at the same time.
    --Bertrand Meyer

    There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works.
    --Alan J. Perlis

    Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
    --Bill Gates

    Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs. The Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots, So far the Universe is winning.
    --Anon

    Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work.
    Practice is when something works, but you don't know why it works.
    Programmers combine Theory and Practice: Nothing works and they don't know why.

    No matter how slick (efficient) the demo is in rehearsal, When you do it in front of a live audience The probability of a flawless presentation Is inversely proportional to the number of people watching, Raised to the power of the amount of money involved.



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