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    IT Quotes, Explaining Software and Programmers

    IT Quotes, Explaining Software and Programmers

    UNIX is simple. But It just needs a genius to understand its simplicity.
    --Dennis Ritchie

    Before software can be reusable, it first has to be usable.
    --Ralph Johnson

    Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment..
    --Fred Brooks

    It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it. It's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.
    -- Steve McConnell Code Complete

    The trouble with the world is that the stupid are sure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
    --Bertrand Russell

    If debugging is the process of removing bugs,Then programming must be the process of putting them in.
    --Edsger Dijkstra

    You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, You cannot have both at the same time.
    --Bertrand Meyer

    There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works.
    --Alan J. Perlis

    Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
    --Bill Gates

    Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs. The Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots, So far the Universe is winning.

    Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work.
    Practice is when something works, but you don't know why it works.
    Programmers combine Theory and Practice: Nothing works and they don't know why.

    No matter how slick (efficient) the demo is in rehearsal, When you do it in front of a live audience The probability of a flawless presentation Is inversely proportional to the number of people watching, Raised to the power of the amount of money involved.

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