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    An Programmer dies and goes to heaven.

    An Programmer dies and goes to heaven.

    He reaches the pearly gates and is amazed to see a happy crowd all waving banners and chanting his name.

    After a few minutes St. Peter comes running across and says, "I'm sorry I wasn't here to greet you personally. God is looking forward to meeting such a remarkable man as yourself."

    The programmer is perplexed. "I've tried to lead a good life, but I am overwhelmed by your welcome," he tells St. Peter.

    "It's the least we can do for someone as special as you are. Imagine, living to the age of 160 and still looking so young," says St. Peter.

    The man looks even more dumbfounded and replies, "160? I don't know what you mean. I'm only 40."

    St. Peter replies, "But that can't be right - we've seen your time sheets!"



     



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    But that can't be right - we've seen your time sheets!"??

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    why??????????????????????

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    mujhe samjh nai aaya

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    hmmmmmm read 2nd time then 3rd time then 4th time then 5th time

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    A man is being interviewed for a job.

    Boss- How old are you ?

    Man- Thirty years , Sir.

    Boss- How many years of experience do you have?

    Man- Forty years . Sir

    Boss- C'mon. how is that possible ?

    Man- I did a lot of overtime, Sir .

    Get it ?

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    thnx onegod

    & welcome 7 Nidokidos

    enjoy your stay here

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    lolz......................

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