CHAIN-SMOKER.....

A man sees another leaning against the wall of a large

building. The second man is puffing away, one
cigarette
after another.









The nonsmoker says, "Sir, I couldn't help noticing how
you
chain-smoke. How many packs do you smoke a day?"

"Four."

"How long have you been smoking?"

"Thirty years."

"That's over six thousand packs. Why, if you didn't
smoke,
you could have saved enough money to buy this
building."

The smoker takes a deep puff and says, "Do you smoke?"

"Never."

"Do you own this building?"

"No."

"Well, I do."