Zardari goes on a state visit to Israel.

While on tour in Jerusalem, he suffers a heart attack and passes away.

The undertaker tells the accompanying Pakistanis, 'You can have him shipped home for US$500,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just US$100.'

The Pakistanis go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They come back to the undertaker and Tell him they want Zardari shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $500,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?

With the money you save you could buy enough diesel for a year, buy enough medicines to wipe out gastroenteritis, buy enough generators to never have blackouts again.'

The Pakistanis replied, 'Long ago a somebody named JESUS died and was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.

We just can't take that chance with this man.'