Santa : What is the meaning of SMS ?
Banta : It Means...
S - Sardaro ka
M - Mazaak udane ki
S - Service
2. Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
3. A sardar saw a beautiful girl.
he went and kissed her.
GIRL: "stupid,what are you doin...?"
Sardar: " B.Com Final Year....
4. Santa was driving car zigzag on the road. Traffic inspector stopped
him. Santa: Sir, I am learning the car. Inspector: without instructor?
Santa: Sir, this is a correspondence course.
5. Once a school teacher told kids to write an essay on cricket match.
Everybody was busy writing except santa, he wrote "Match cancelled
due to rain".
6. Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda.
Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
7. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa does not turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I am coming daily from 4 days, I press
the bell, but no one comes out.
8. Santa khali kadahi me chammach chala raha tha to Banta ne poocha kya
bana rahe ho? Santa- BEWAKOOF bana raha hoon..
9. A man told santa: Banta is kissing your wife.
Santa hurriedly rushed to home, within half hour came back angrily and
slapped the man and said: He is not Banta.
10. Santa is repeatedly buying movie tickets.
On being asked, santa replied: A man standing at the entry, tears my ticket