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    Lina
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    THIS GUY IS GREAT!!!!

    South indian boy on his first day at school in
    USA.......... awesome
    Here is a funny joke about a Indian boy on his first
    day at school in the USA !
    It was the first day of school and a new student named
    Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade.

    The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some
    American History.

    Who said "Give meLiberty, or give me Death"?

    She saw a sea of blank faces, except for
    Chandrashekhar, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry,
    1775" he said.


    "Very good !" Who said " Government of the People, by
    the People, for the People, shall not perish from the
    Earth?"

    Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar.
    "Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said Chandrashekhar.

    The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should
    be
    ashamed. Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country,
    knows more! about its history than you do."


    She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians,"
    "Who said that?" she demanded.
    Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer,
    1862."

    At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna
    puke."









    The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now,
    who said that?"

    Again, Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush to the
    Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

    Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck
    this!"

    Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand
    and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica
    Lewinsky, 1997!"
    Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said "You
    little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
    Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his
    voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."
    The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around
    the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit,
    we're f**ked!"

    And Chandrashekhar said quietly, "George Bush, Iraq,
    2005."





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    coolestnapster
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    i laughed a lot really a kool story i'd like to be that indian.....atleast americans will fear me



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    Lina
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    Thanx a lot 4 ur rply sunny. I m happy dat u laughed a lot.



    Lini K



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    coolestnapster
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    ya frnds r always happy to make frnd laugh...thnks for making me laugh...



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    DAMN That was Hilarious



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