South indian boy on his first day at school in
Here is a funny joke about a Indian boy on his first
day at school in the USA !
It was the first day of school and a new student named
Chandrashekhar Subrahmanyam entered the fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some
Who said "Give meLiberty, or give me Death"?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for
Chandrashekhar, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry,
1775" he said.
"Very good !" Who said " Government of the People, by
the People, for the People, shall not perish from the
Again, no response except from Chandrashekhar.
"Abraham Lincoln, 1863" said Chandrashekhar.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should
ashamed. Chandrashekhar, who is new to our country,
knows more! about its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians,"
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Chandrashekhar put his hand up. "General Custer,
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna
The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now,
who said that?"
Again, Chandrashekhar says, "George Bush to the
Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck
Chandrashekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand
and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said "You
little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."
Chandrashekhar frantically yells at the top of his
voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around
the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit,
And Chandrashekhar said quietly, "George Bush, Iraq,