Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 11

Thread: Joke for Electrical Engineers...

  1. #1
    Senior Member Array themistery's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Oman
    Posts
    6,525
    Country: Oman
    Rep Power
    0

    Joke for Electrical Engineers...

    INTERVIEW

    Sub: electrical Engineering

    People come up with peculiar or funny answers in interviews or exams:

    Interviewer: Why is a thicker conductor necessary to carry a current in A.C. as
    compared to D.C. ?

    Candidate: An AC current goes up and down (drawing a sinusoid) and requires more space inside the wire, so the wire has to be thicker.

    Interviewer: How will you tell if that wall outlet carries AC or DC ?

    Candidate: I will put my finger in. If it is pushed away, it is DC. If it gets stuck, it
    was AC.

    Interviewer: How will you reverse direction of an induction motor?

    Candidate: I will remove the four bolts at the base, turn the motor around, and put back the bolts.

    Interviewer: How do you start a synchronous motor?

    Candidate: Vrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in rising pitch)

    Interviewer: Stop! Stop!

    Candidate: rrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (in falling pitch)

    Interviewer: How do you limit surge current within an integrated circuit?

    Candidate: By using a miniature circuit breaker.

    External (to student) : " Why does a capacitor block DC but allow AC to pass through?

    Student: See, a capacitor is like this ---| |--- , OK. DC Comes straight, like this ----------, and the capacitor stops it. But AC,goes UP, DOWN, Up DOWN and jumps right over the capacitor!"


     


    Examiner : "What is a step-up transformer?"

    Student : "A transformer that is put on top of electric poles."

    Examiner (smiling): "And then what is a step-down transformer?"

    Student (hesitantly):"Uh - A transfomer that is put in the basement or in a pit?"

    Examiner (pouncing): "Then what do you call a transformer that is installed on the ground?"

    (student knows he is caught -- can't answer)

    Examiner (impatiently): "Well?"

    Student (triumphantly): "A stepless transformer, sir!"




  2. #2
    Member Array
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Lost in my own tears....
    Posts
    2,830
    Rep Power
    0
    hahahahahahahahahahah..... well, i can't imagine what would have happened to the EXAMINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. #3
    Member Array not-_-alive's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    Lahore
    Posts
    2,469
    Rep Power
    0
    Stop posting against electrical engineering

    I am also a student of electrical engineering

  4. #4
    Member Array jojo_patty's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Colombo
    Age
    32
    Posts
    4,155
    Country: Sri Lanka
    Rep Power
    0
    Lol nice.

  5. #5
    Member Array
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    India
    Age
    31
    Posts
    4,517
    Country: India
    Rep Power
    0
    Quote Originally Posted by not-_-alive
    Stop posting against electrical engineering

    I am also a student of electrical engineering

    lolz........................

  6. #6
    Senior Member Array themistery's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Oman
    Posts
    6,525
    Country: Oman
    Rep Power
    0
    Thanks for visiting srimayee94,jojo_patty

    Oops Sorry.Don't take this serious not-_-alive

  7. #7
    Member Array
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    God's own country
    Posts
    889
    Rep Power
    0
    ha ha nice one............

  8. #8
    Senior Member Array themistery's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Oman
    Posts
    6,525
    Country: Oman
    Rep Power
    0
    Thanks Anna

  9. #9
    Member Array not-_-alive's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2010
    Location
    Lahore
    Posts
    2,469
    Rep Power
    0
    Quote Originally Posted by sabercool
    Quote Originally Posted by not-_-alive
    Stop posting against electrical engineering

    I am also a student of electrical engineering

    lolz........................
    joke per hans rahy ho ya mj per..

  10. #10
    Member Array
    Join Date
    Dec 2009
    Location
    Mama'z Heart
    Posts
    4,685
    Rep Power
    0
    lolz nyc

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)







Similar Threads

  1. Software Engineers
    By pp2910 in forum Jokes
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 11-05-2010, 04:09 PM
  2. Mathematicians + Engineers + Train = Fun
    By Vels88 in forum Jokes
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 02-23-2009, 02:31 PM
  3. Management & engineers
    By leogal in forum Jokes
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 10-23-2007, 11:41 AM
  4. SOFTWARE ENGINEERS
    By sweety4u in forum Jokes
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 09-28-2007, 06:54 AM
  5. Something for we Engineers.....cool one......
    By Jasmine Surve in forum Inspirations
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 05-22-2007, 04:03 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  



Get Daily Forum Updates

Get Most Amazing E-mails Daily
Full of amazing emails daily in your inbox
Join Nidokidos E-mail Magazine
Join Nidokidos Official Page on Facebook


Like us on Facebook | Get Website Updates | Get our E-Magazine