1. One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that
even a bargain costs money. -- Edgar Watson Howe

2. A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your
success! -- Doug Larson

3. A harmful truth is always better then...a useful lie! -- Eric Bolton

4. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -- Will Rogers

5. Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out,
you haven't wasted a whole day. -- Mickey Rooney

6. Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not
have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the
same choice we've always had: work or prison. -- Tim Allen

7. Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we
didn't. -- Erica Jong

8. Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already
born ? -- Benny Hill