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    Safe Driving

    Safe Driving



    A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"

    "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a Safe Driver Award. Congratulations, what do you think you're
    going to do with the prize money?"

    He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."


     



    The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him, he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."
    The guy from the back seat said, "I told you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"

    At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"



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    ahhahahaha..hahahhahaa..lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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