Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 10 of 21

Thread: 30 Facts About Men

  1. #1
    Senior Member Array
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    US
    Posts
    21,560
    Rep Power
    0

    30 Facts About Men

    old but still funny.... guys take a chill pill....





    1. Why does a man have a clear conscience?
    Because it’s never used.

    2. Why are men so happy?
    Because ignorance is bliss.

    3. Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man then for a
    women?
    Because when it’s time to go back to childhood, he’s already
    there.

    4. If a man and a woman fell off a 10-story building at the same
    time,who would reach the ground first?
    The woman, the man would get lost.

    5. How are men like commercials?
    You can’t believe a word either one of them says and they both
    last about 60 seconds.


     


    6. How do men exercise at the beach?
    By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a woman in a
    bikini.

    7. What do you call a man with half a brain?
    Gifted.

    8. What’s the difference between government bonds and men?
    Bonds mature.

    9. What did God say after creating man?
    I can do better.

    10. What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
    1. No mind. 2. No business.

    11. What do you call an intelligent man in America?
    A tourist.

    12. If men got pregnant ….
    Psychiatric Services and serious pain killers would be available
    in convenience stores and drive-through windows.

    13. Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the
    Olympics?
    He had it bronzed.

    14. What is gross stupidity?
    144 men in one room.

    15. How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
    Three. One to hold the pan and two others to show off and shake
    the stove.

    16. How do men sort their laundry?
    “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable.”

    17. Only a man would buy a $500 car and put a $4000 stereo in it.

    18. What does a man consider to be quality time with his wife?
    Pulling the sheets over her head and saying, “Great chili, Babe!”

    19. A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of
    35 think of?
    Dating children.

    20. What should you give a man who has everything?
    A woman to show him how to work it.

    21. Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
    To stop the snoring before it starts.

    22. Why don’t men have mid-life crises?
    They stay stuck in adolescence.

    23. How does a man show he’s planning for the future?
    He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

    24. How is being at a singles bar different from going to the
    circus?
    At the circus the clowns don’t talk.

    25. What makes men chase women they have no intention of
    marrying?
    The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention
    of driving.

    26. What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he’s God’s gift?
    Exchange him.

    27. Why do bachelors like smart women?
    Opposites attract.

    28. Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
    They’re hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don’t work half
    the time.

    29. What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
    After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

    30. What is the thinnest book in the world?
    What Men Know About Women.



  2. #2
    Senior Member Array sameerbaba's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Location
    Vadodara, Gujarat, India, India
    Age
    27
    Posts
    16,106
    Country: Norway
    Rep Power
    0
    agree wid last one

  3. #3
    Senior Member Array
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    US
    Posts
    21,560
    Rep Power
    0
    apney matlab ki baat hai na... is liye...

  4. #4
    Member Array
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Lost in my own tears....
    Posts
    2,830
    Rep Power
    0
    Zara sweety, this is for you-


  5. #5
    Senior Member Array
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    US
    Posts
    21,560
    Rep Power
    0
    Quote Originally Posted by srimayee94
    Zara sweety, this is for you-


    abhi dekhna lerkon ko....

  6. #6
    Senior Member Array
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    pakistan
    Age
    26
    Posts
    10,103
    Rep Power
    0
    sri aur zara ji bara maza araha hai??
    ladkiyon k baray mai kafi points collect kiay ja saktey hain

  7. #7
    Member Array
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    heaven
    Posts
    1,519
    Rep Power
    0
    oh really sohaib?

    please do it

  8. #8
    Member Array
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Posts
    2,204
    Rep Power
    0
    lolzz this is very funny..

  9. #9
    Senior Member Array
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    US
    Posts
    21,560
    Rep Power
    0
    thanx Ya'll


    go ahead sobi..

  10. #10
    Senior Member Array
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    pakistan
    Age
    26
    Posts
    10,103
    Rep Power
    0
    sochna pare ga

Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)







Similar Threads

  1. >>> FACTS 2 THINK >>>>
    By (¯`° (Ajnabee) °´¯) in forum Inspirations
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: 07-06-2009, 10:22 AM
  2. Facts
    By lovely angel in forum Talk Shaak
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 04-08-2008, 12:52 AM
  3. Facts Of The Day.......................
    By coolestnapster in forum Inspirations
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 08-09-2007, 08:01 AM
  4. FACTS:
    By chugh in forum Talk Shaak
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 08-02-2007, 04:42 PM
  5. Facts !!
    By Jasmine Surve in forum Inspirations
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 05-30-2007, 11:37 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  



Get Daily Forum Updates

Get Most Amazing E-mails Daily
Full of amazing emails daily in your inbox
»» Join Nidokidos E-mail Magazine
Join Nidokidos Official Page on Facebook


Like us on Facebook | Get Website Updates | Get our E-Magazine