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    If General Motors Start Help Line.......


    General Motors doesn't have a help line for people who don't know how to drive. Imagine if they did...





    HelpLine: General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?

    Customer: I got in my car and closed the door and nothing happened!

    HelpLine: Did you put the key in the ignition slot and turn it?

    Customer: What's an ignition?

    HelpLine: It's a starter motor that draws current from your battery and turns over the engine.

    Customer: Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How come I have to know all these technical terms just to use my car?





    HelpLine: General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?

    Customer: My car ran fine for a week and now it won't go anywhere!

    HelpLine: Is the gas tank empty?

    Customer: Huh? How do I know?

    HelpLine: There's a little gauge on the front panel with a needle and markings from 'E' to 'F'. Where is the needle pointing?

    Customer: It's pointing to 'E'. What does that mean?

    HelpLine: It means you have to visit a gasoline vendor and purchase some more gasoline. You can install it yourself or pay the vendor to install it for you.

    Customer: What? I paid $12,000 for this car! Now you tell me that I have to keep buying more components? I want a car that comes with everything built in!





    HelpLine: General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?

    Customer: Your cars suck!

    HelpLine: What's wrong?

    Customer: It crashed, that's what wrong!

    HelpLine: What were you doing?

    Customer: I wanted to run faster, so I pushed the accelerator pedal all the way to the floor. It worked for a while and then it crashed and it won't start now!

    HelpLine: It's your responsibility if you misuse the product. What do you expect us to do about it?

    Customer: I want you to send me one of the latest version that doesn't crash any more!






    HelpLine: General Motors HelpLine, how can I help you?

    Customer: Hi, I just bought my first car, and I chose your car because it has automatic transmission, cruise control, power steering, power brakes, and power door locks.

    HelpLine: Thanks for buying our car. How can I help you?

    Customer: How do I work it?

    HelpLine: Do you know how to drive?

    Customer: Do I know how to what?

    HelpLine: Do you know how to drive?


     


    Customer: I'm not a technical person. I just want to go places in my car!



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    hahahaha......nice n funny

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    hahahahahahaha...........nice one.

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