Can these make u laugh...........i think no...i'll have to try harder....
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"
The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"
"Curious kid asks old man: what book r u reading? Old man: history book. Kid: but that's a sex book!? Old man: well 4 me it's history"
"santa: laughing behind banta at ATM ....ha ha i have seen ur password.
banta: what is it?
santa: its 4 stars(****)
banta: ha ha, u r wrong u fool its 7121..."
How does blood reach ur head?
Direction of liquid always flows towards
"EMPTY SPACE"... ..."
"santa gets 0 marks in a paper. father asks him wat is it. santa replies: teacher ke pass star(*) khatam ho gaye to planet dene shuru kar diye....."