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    Can these make u laugh...........

    Can these make u laugh...........i think no...i'll have to try harder....

    There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"
    The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"

    "Curious kid asks old man: what book r u reading? Old man: history book. Kid: but that's a sex book!? Old man: well 4 me it's history"

    "santa: laughing behind banta at ATM ....ha ha i have seen ur password.
    banta: what is it?
    santa: its 4 stars(****)
    banta: ha ha, u r wrong u fool its 7121..."

    "Scientific question.
    How does blood reach ur head?

    Direction of liquid always flows towards
    "EMPTY SPACE"... ..."


    "santa gets 0 marks in a paper. father asks him wat is it. santa replies: teacher ke pass star(*) khatam ho gaye to planet dene shuru kar diye....."

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    Can these make u laugh...........

    "Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi Ladke bhi unke saath the Ladkiyon ne naara Lagaya HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO....."

    "three fastest means of communication...
    ......still need faster?
    tell her not to tell anyone...."

    "Sardar in mysore palace,Tourist guide- sir PLz don sit there, It is Tippu sultan's chair Sardar- oye don't worry yaar i will get up when he comes.. .."

    "life is a box of toffees called frnds, u hav diff flavours, which one u get u nevr knew......
    but when i got u .....
    i was sure that i got :centre shock"...

    "Santa: mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kehti hai?
    Banta: No, jo usne handwriting pachan li fer..."

    "Peter went to battery shop and asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Peter: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya...."

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    Can these make u laugh...........

    "Why everybody is invited on marriage but not on marriage anniversaries? ??? Guess....... ..Socho.. ..... SUKH KE SAB SAATHI,DUKH MEIN NAA KOI...."

    "Santa: Whts d guarantee 4 this mirror? Shopkeeper: Throw down frm 100 ft hite, d mirror will not break till 99 ft.! Santa: WOW.! Thats great. Pack it ..."

    "NEWS: A Call Center Boy was raped by a Gal. D Police questioned her. She said: Hero Honda PLEASURE !! Y Should Boys Have All the Fun"

    "A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector. Friend: How was ur first night? Man: She charged Rs100 for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry & Rs500 for no helmet...."

    "Judge: why did u kill ur husband? lady: he called me from office, took me to bedroom, remove d my cloths, laid me on d bed, spread my legs & said april fool..."

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    LOL...these are good!

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    really these r gud....then o'll fill in the application for circus...for the job of a joker

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    forwarded message attached

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    Toooooo gooooood...........sunny its really funny,u should join circus.

    Lina K

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    thanks lina ....i have already given the application well lets pray the don't reject me

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    I don't see any reason why "they" should reject you as a senior joker...LOL

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    don't worry i'll book that position for you.....

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