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    Sher the funny one only....

    "sharab bani to maikhane bane, sharab bani to maikhane bane, pyar bana to diwane bane, kuch to bat hogi aap mein, ki yuhi nahi pagal khane bane!".

    "Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se... Gaur farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se... Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se.... "

    "palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe, Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe, Aasani se nahi mile ho tum National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe...."









    "PATTE GIR SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI, SURAJ DOOB SAKTA HAIN ASMAAN NAHI, DHARTI SOOKH SAKTHI HAI DARIYA NAHI, DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI.... "

    "College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai, Nitis ki jagah luvmail hota hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai... "

    "Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 gf dede Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede... Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega... "

    "Baithe tere khayalon mein, Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam... Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam... Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam... "

    "Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... Sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha... "

    "newton ne apple neche girte dekha aur gravity ki khoj ki. koi ye puche k 25 saal tak 2 number karta tha to woh kya upar jata tha...saale hume bewkuf bnate hain....."

    "School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya, Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya. Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya, Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya.... "

    "UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA, UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SITI BAJANE LAGE, RAKHKE MERA JANAZA KAMINE USKO PATANE LAGE.... "

    "teacher to student: kabir ka doha sunao... student: "kabirsaala kamina, doha diyo banaye, khud to saala khisak gayo, humko diyo fasaaye....."

    "kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai, Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai, Aur maango to inkaar karte hain... "





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    coolestnapster
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    Sher the funny one only....

    "laloo ke piche kutte ka baccha pada, laloo bola : " hum to BSNL ka carddalwa liya hoon, sasura eee...hutch ka network kaise pakad raha hai..."

    "Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho, Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho... Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki, Lagata hain Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho... "

    "Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua... "

    "Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi! Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo; Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi..."

    "Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai, Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai, Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat, Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai... "

    "ye jo hashinao ke bal hote h ye inke gal hote h ye sab fasane ke jal hote h khoon chusti h ye hamara isliye hi enke hot bhi lal hote h ..."

    "Hum ji rahe hai, sirf tumhara didar karke, saans bhi le rahe hai tumhe yaad karke, khuda ke paas to ek din hum bhi jayege, per jayenge tera intjaar karke...."

    "Na LAna usse mere janaze me mere mohabbat ki tauhin hoge mai char khandon par rahunga Aur mere mahabooba paidal hoge..."



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