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    Pretty Funny lolz

    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner
    with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to
    her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
    for the first time.

    * * * * * * * * *

    Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes
    a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist
    its his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

    He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

    * * * * * * * * *

    At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms hed like
    to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the
    family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his
    first
    time and all.

    * * * * * * * * *


     


    That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets his
    girlfriend at the door. Oh, Im so excited for you to meet my parents,
    come on in!

    * * * * * * * * *

    The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girls
    parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his
    head.

    * * * * * * * * *

    A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head
    down.

    * * * * * * * * *

    10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

    * * * * * * * * *

    Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over
    and whispers to the
    boyfriend, I had no idea you were this religious.

    * * * * * * * *

    The boy turns, and whispers back, I had no idea your father was a
    pharmacist.



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    lolz.................

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    omg! this was sooo gonna be terrific if happened in real life...if i had been on the boy's place, i would have died...

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