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    PRICELESS WORDS Very interesting please do read


    A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
    He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees
    is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
    He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
    pressed. He looks around the room and sees that
    it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
    He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
    "Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.
    Love You!"

    Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and
    sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
    His son is also at the table, eating... He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
    His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
    Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and! gave yourself a black eye
    when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks,
    "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
    breakfast is on the table waiting for me?
    I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
    His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
    and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off,
    you said,
    Broken crockery - $ 800.00
    Breakfast - $ 10.00
    Saying the Right Thing While Drunk "PRICELESS "

    There are truly some things that both money and Mastercard can't buy

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    wow nyc sharing, awsum.. & also a good tip to make wife happy lolz

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