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    ReminDeR: One way TickeT ConFiRmeD

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    Price: Absolutely free (booking confirmed)

    Passenger Details
    Name: One of the 'children of Adam'
    Origins: From clay
    Address: Planet earth

    Conditions Of Travel:
    Departure: from the Life of the earth
    Destination: Eternal life
    Stop-over: Hotel (2 meters under the ground, for one person)
    Duration of flight: from couple of seconds to several millions of years
    Departure time: Time of death (exact time is unknown, but it can happen earlier than expected)
    Arrival time: On the Judgment Day (not specified in the timetable)

    Information About Interrogation:
    On the arrival to the Hotel (Grave): incorruptible
    Auditors - Two Angels: Munkar & Nakir, will immediately start questioning:

    Three questions will be asked:
    1) Who is your God?
    2) Who is your Prophet?
    3) What is your Religion?
    Questions will follow about your life on earth. For more information, refer to 27th Ayah of Surah "Ibrahim" (Chapter 14) of the Holy Qur’an.

    Despite the fact that the airplane transfers only one passenger at a time, there are some restrictions on the amount of baggage that you can take with you:
    1) You can take with you 5 meters of white cloth
    2) Any items of material life of earth are strictly forbidden.
    3) Realistic luggage should consist of good deeds, modest behavior and of well spent time on calling people to Islam.

    Important instructions:
    All the passengers should remember that tickets are not exchangeable or refundable.
    This journey is compulsory for representatives of all races, nationalities, religions and of all ages.
    Delays are not stipulated.

    Angel of Death will not compromise on changing the date and time of departure.

    For more information:
    Read instructions, which you can find in The Holy Quran and Sunnah. You could also consult Alims (scholars). Please do it as soon as possible.
    During your journey you will not be provided with oxygen mask, as your breathing system will be terminated just before the departure time.

    Additional instructions:
    You don't need to take care of your boarding pass, passport and other travel documents. To prepare for the flight:
    - Pray 5 times a day
    - Read the Holy Qur’an
    - Follow the Sunnah to the best of your ability
    - and be ready for your flight, as you may have to depart any minute (even now)

    Final Warning:
    Final destination depend on you! Please do not waste your time on planet earth. Remember, you have one-way ticket: Either to Hell or to Paradise (Jahannam OR Jannah).

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    Jazak Allah...............

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    JazakALLAH Khair..

    thanks alot for this sharing, May god bless u & ur family forever happiness

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    ameen klassic..may Allah bless all of us..

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