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    Jasmine Surve

    Engineer Boyfriends are the best ......

    Engineer Boyfriends /Girlfriends are the best:

    1: Secure lifestyle

    An engineer boyfriend /gf can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27
    years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that
    gives him / her high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life,
    and get married and buy a house too. Law graduates are still working
    as a lowly apprentice in law firm, most management graduates have just
    failed on their first business plan, the arts graduate is still
    looking for a job, and the medical school graduate is still living in
    a hospital.

    2: Unmatchable industriousness

    An engineer boyfriend /gf will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time
    and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to
    understand their work. You can believe that they will try really
    really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand
    their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they
    don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they
    still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to
    keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.)

    And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on
    repeating it so that the desired results appear. Unlike the Lawyer who
    will argue with you, the Management graduate who will try to control
    your spending, the Arts graduate who will 'change major', and the
    medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what,
    it's really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the 'one'.

    Say that you like one of their projects and they will be hooked to you forever.


    3: An engineer boyfriend /gf will never betray your trust.

    Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - the
    lawyers will lie about everything, management graduates will cheat
    your money, the arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look
    like another cadaver to the medical school graduate. Your engineer
    boyfriend / gf is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does,
    he is too dumb to lie to you about that.

    Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend /gf that you will ever
    find - rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you,
    has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you.

  2. #2
    Phew...glad I'm on that category

  3. #3
    Jasmine Surve
    Thanx for ur reply.


  4. #4
    You're welcome Jasmine

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