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    Jasmine Surve
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    laugh a lot

    Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ....you have only 2 eyes
    > but you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan?
    > ****************************
    >
    > Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live
    without
    > brain. Please tell them your age!
    > *****************************
    >
    > Mistakes are not crime......if you correct them they are the key of
    > success. FOR EXAMPLE....God created you ......He then created me.
    > *****************************
    >
    > Munna bhai: agar bina daton ka kuta kate to kya karna chahiye?
    > Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye.
    > ***********************
    >
    > Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai.
    > Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga, pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan
    milta
    > hai.
    > ****************************
    >
    > Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha.
    > Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya?
    > Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai.
    > *************************
    >
    > Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone
    chhupa
    > de.
    > Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
    > Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega.
    > *********************
    >
    > In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state?
    > Sardar: liquid state.
    > *************************
    >
    > INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it
    caught
    > fire?
    > Sardar: Simple, stop imagining.
    > ****************************
    >
    > Sardar starts shouting in a store...... where is my free gift with
    this
    > oil?
    > Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this.
    > Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE.
    > ***********************
    >
    > Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha.
    > Baap ne puchha "kya kar rahe ho?"
    > Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
    > ***********************
    >
    > Two Sardars were walking together.
    > 1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain.
    > 2nd Sardar: oye, main bhi yehi bol raha tha.
    > **************************
    >
    > PAPAD aur JAPAD mein kya farak hai.
    > Khake dekho pata chal jayega.
    > ***************************
    >
    > Sardar: in my dreams rats play football every night.
    > DR: take this tablet you will be ok.
    > Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game.
    >
    >












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    coolestnapster
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    reply-Jasmine Surve

    some r new...some r old..but in all kool and funny collection keep it up



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