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    Funny but true fact !!





    A woman worries about her future
    till she gets a husband,
    A man never worries about his future
    until he gets a wife !! ..

    What do u say????????? ??

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    A Man before marriage is - Superman.
    After Marriage - Gentleman.
    5 Years Later - Watchman.
    10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein
    fasaa hua Spiderman.

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    Life may hamesha Haste raho,
    muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho...
    thaki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye ki
    Tum ... "KUWARE" ho..


     


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    Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
    Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein
    Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....
    KHUSH RAHO

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    Wife - Shadi ki raat tum ne jab mera ghunghat
    uthaya to kaisi lagti thi..
    Husband - Mai to mar hi jata agar
    mujhe hanuman chalisa na yaad hoti..

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    Why love marriage is better than Arranged????
    B'coz a "KNOWN DEVIL" is better than
    an "UNKNOWN GHOST

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    Wife: main tumhari yaad mein
    Bees din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon,
    mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
    HUSBAND: Bees din aur ruk jaao.

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    A man gave an add in Matrimonial column
    "PATNI CHAHIYE"
    He got 1000 replies all saying:- "
    Meri Le Ja...!", ''Meri Le Ja...!''

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    Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo!
    meri biwi khidki se kud kar
    jaan dena chahti hai"
    Manager: "What can I do?
    Husband: "Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."




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    more for Husband Wife Jokes:

    Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy,
    an art for a lover,
    an accomplishment for a bachelor
    and a Matter of Survival for a married man.
    Good Luck!

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    Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai,
    Hum ne kaha khushnaseeb ho bhai,
    hamari to abhi Jinda hai....

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    hahaha very funny facts
    thanks for sharing

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    thanks for visiting... will catch with some more jokes...

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    hahaha lolz very funny t4s

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    hilarious.............

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