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    Jasmine Surve
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    jokes

    1. What is Common between: Krishna, Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..?
    Sardar ji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.

    2. Teacher to a Sardar: A=B, B=C, So A=C, Give me an example,
    Sardar: I Love You, You Love Your Daughter, So I Love your
    daughter.

    3. Ek aadmi ki Biwi gum ho gayi, Woh RAM ke Mandir me gaya,
    Ram ne kaha
    Baju wale Hanuman Ke Mandir mai ja, Meri bhi usi ne dhundhi thi.

    4. A Kid asks the Priest: Father what is your Favorite Pastime...?
    The Priest pats the kids head & replies : NUN My Child NUN....!!

    5. Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone
    Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310
    Now it is 6610"

    6. Santa: I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College,
    Banta: Really, what is he studying, Santa : No he is not studying,
    They r Studying him.

    7. Chinti aur Hathi ka Prem Vivah hua. Agle Din Hathi ki Maut ho
    gai...!! Chinti Boli Wah Mohabbat, EK din ka pyar hua, ab sari
    umra kabra khodnemai bitegi..!!

    8. Santa Banta KO 3 live bomb mile, Police KO dene chale, Santa agar
    koi bomb raste mai Phat jaye to..?
    Banta : Jhooth bol denge 2 hi mile the...!!!

    9. Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Love letter to her, "
    I LOVE U SISTER."












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    knight
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    LOL...Nice!



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