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    Jasmine Surve
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    Jokes

    Deadly PJs.... All New Ones....
    Proceed at your own risk...



    Gulshan Grover is riding a bike at the velocity of light.
    On the way he offers a lift to a stranger.


    Stranger: 'Sir, can I know your name please'
    Gulshan : 'I am Gulshan Grocer'
    Stranger : Grocer? Sure you dont mean Gulshan Grover??
    Gulshan: No it is Grocer.


    Now tell me why did Gulshan say so...
    scroll down for the ultimate PJ










    Further,,,








    Little further...






    ANS: Because at the speed of light V=C
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    And this is the latest one.... shayad padaa ho pehle but phir bhi
    enjoy....................

    ) Smoking
    2) Drinking
    3) Charas
    4) Ganja
    5) Chicken
    6) Mutton
    7) Oily food
    Masala
    9) Sleep & obesity
    10) Pollution


    = Heart Attack


    means...



    scrolll down








    DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!


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    Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by Chennai???

    Think......













    Think..








    Bit more.......






    Because...a Madrassi wears lungi and there is no zip means chen..nai...

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    What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???


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    tired of thinking???


    Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"



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    Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"


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    okei don't kill me "Pizza Hutna math"

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    Acha last one...............

    ok whats the opp of venky's..












    venlocks...
    (now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)



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    What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?


    Subramanium Didn't See Me.





    How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?


    Ready....Steady.....PO

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    A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead.


    "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.


    The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.


    "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."


    The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss.


    By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD
    YOU
    TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK!


    WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"


    "Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."

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    A guy is traveling in a deluxe car in the desert. He wants to take a
    bath,
    but he hasn't got a soap and there is no water anywhere around...


    what can he do?












    ->>He will integrate his d-lux car to get Lux + c (constant of
    integration)
    Using the lux soap he will take bath in the 'c'.


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    one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile
    his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on
    talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.


    what MORAL do u get???
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    An IDEA can change your wife.


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    A man went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.








    Guess why ?














    because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"


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    whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping
    from
    10th floor? . . . . . . . . . . . . former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa later
    goes
    aaaaaaaaa (hit)

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    Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange?

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    the answer is ..........
    They Both Are Not a Banana !!





    a tamilian and a sardarji sittin together in a train. Tamilian is bored
    and
    wants to talk, he asks sardar "tamil terima?"


    Sardar is offended and hits back "punjab tera baap"


    Cheers,

    Regards,
    Jasmine





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