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    Never trust a lawyer

    A Mafia Godfather finds out that his book-keeper has screwed him for ten million bucks.

    This book-keeper is deaf and it was considered an occupational benefit why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf book-keeper would not be able to hear anything and never have to testify in court.

    When the Godfather goes to shake down the book-keeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language.

    The Godfather asks the book-keeper: "Where is the $10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"

    The lawyer, using sign language, asks the book-keeper where the money is hidden.

    The book-keeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."

    The lawyer tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you'retalking about."
    That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9mm pistol, puts it to the book-keeper's temple, cocks it up and says: "Ask him again!"


    The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"

    The book-keeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"

    The Godfather asks the lawyer: "Well, what'd he say?"

    The lawyer replies: "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger!!"

    Lina K

  2. #2
    Nice Lina.... Very Funny...

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    Hi casper, thanx a lot 4 ur rply.

    Lini K

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    nice 1 lina

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    Nasty lawyer

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    Thanx shanku & knight 4 ur rply.

    Lini K

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    You're welcome Lina!

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