Name the only part of the world where Malayalis don't work hard?
-In Kerala ..
Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
-Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying
Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
-To go to Thoobai, to meet his ungle in the Gelff.
Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
-To yearn menney.
What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
-He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
What is a Malayali management graduate called?
-Yem Bee Yay.
What does a Malayali do when he goes to America ?
-He changes his name from "Karunakaran" to Kevin Curren.
What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
Who is Malayali's fyamous yeactor end yaectress?
-Moghan lal, Ma mmooti, Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.
How does a Malayali say MPEG ?
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10 Malayalis & you will receive cokknut oil,
20 Malayalis and you will receive bennena chips,
40 Malayalis you will receive appams