Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.


Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.


It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.


Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare
aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare...

Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately. ..
Sweetheart U R Dead!


Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There
is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called
'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.


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Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born"?
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA. *
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Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD !
U have came
again..

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Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my
house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Sardar : I was watching TV na....*
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do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

Answer : On their Wedding !!**




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