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    List of some new viruses going round in India.

    The following is the list of some new viruses going round in India.

    Better beware of them.


    P.V. Narasimha Rao Virus:

    First of all, this virus reduces the CPU speed to 66Hz. Before

    executing any instruction, it deleberates over it a number of times

    and finally does nothing.


    V.P. Singh Virus:

    This virus reserves a quota for each instruction, and executes them

    only according to the quota. Needless to say, the least used

    instructions have a higher quota than the more used instructions.

    This virus is also known as social justice virus.



    Sukh Ram Virus:

    This virus first swallows 10% of the bits in each instruction and

    then executes them.



    Maneka Gandhi Virus:

    This is a green virus. It executes only those programmes that were

    written by vegetarians or animals.



    L.K. Advani Virus:

    This virus pops up every now and then, and the only way you can

    continue working is by typing Jai Shri Ram 108 times.



    K.P.S. Gill Virus:

    Only ladies need to worry about this virus.Every now and then the

    users get a whack, you know where.



    Phoolan Devi Virus:

    This virus hijacks all high priority processes and generates page

    faults for them. At times, this virus may also celebrate the CPU*s

    birthday.



    Deve Gowda Virus:

    The main characterestic of this virus is that it tries to schedule all

    the processes at the same time. This virus services all the request

    for resources,and allocates them irrespective of whether they are

    available or not.



    Jayalalitha Virus:

    This actually is a family of viruses. Each member of this virus

    family grab as much of hard disk space as possible,while the main virus is

    totally unaware of it. When everything stops working,this virus

    blames the user for the whole chaos.


     




    I.K.Gujral Virus:

    Before executing any instruction, this virus calls tries to get the

    approval of 18 other viruses and most of the time, one of the viruses

    blocks the instruction. So Gujral virus most of the time does not

    execute anything. While it is not doing anything, as it is always,

    this virus connects to the Internet and keeps sending data to all

    major/minor countries in the World except India w/o receiving the

    replies.



    Veerappan virus:

    This virus plays hide and seek. it captures some resources and

    releases them after sometime. it sometimes seems to be eradicated but

    suddenly reappears.



    Laloo Yadav virus:

    A dangerous virus, gulps all the resources as well as it corrupts the

    data. If you try to use scanner, During hibernation,it will rename

    its signature with another deadly virus of the same family. This virus

    takes help from other viruses to avoid scanning.

    Mulayam Virus:

    Whatever way, it will try to grab resources of the system, it's only

    task is to abort BJP processes. this virus hangs the system by

    sending conflicting signals to different hardware units.



    Sonia Gandhi Virus:

    Once a part of most deadly virus family of the world. No scanner can

    detect now, how much damage it can cause to the system, but people

    use Bofors scanner for temporary protection.



    Kashi-Maya Virus:

    It's also called the Dalit virus, it destabilizes the co-ordination

    amongst different resources, It controls & steps the low priority

    resources from functioning. Lot of scanners available now to kill it.

    Other viruses are thriving by splitting this virus.



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    hahahaha..gooddddddddd

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    nice efort

    but


    it is incompletee


    isme to sameer virus ka zikr hi nahin hai.
    mein batata hoon

    sameer ek aisa virus hai jiske aate hi
    hansi ki dhoom ho jaata hai it is just like laafing gas.
    iske posts parh parh k sabhi mad ho jaate hain.

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    hahahaa..
    kkkooolll 1 saif...2 thumbs up..

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    HEHEHEH NICE ONE SAIF & THNX BUT YE SIRF POLITICAL VIRUSES THE & ABHI MUJE POLITICS ME AANE KO BAHOT DER HE SO APNA ZIKR NAI KIYA

    THNX DETAILS DENE KE LIYE

    & THNX KOOL & SAIF FOR VISITING

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    nice share......liked it

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    mmmmmmm thnx


    aur saif wala

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    hahahaha...i didn't track that first.........hahahhaha

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    welcome sameer

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