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    SHOLAY IN COMPUTERS COMPANY

    Sholay in Computers Company

    At the THAKUR's den...
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    Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for collecting the 'loot-maar' software which he had ordered. They reach Ramgad and start shouting:

    Dhaniya, an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand.

    Kaalia - "Kya laye ho dhaniya?"

    Dhaniya - "Financial Accounting software hai sarkar."

    "Abe O Thakur! Baahar nikal !! Kahan hai wo loot-maar software, jo
    hamne order kiya tha?"

    Thakur comes out of his house with anger, saying: "Chillao mat kaalia !! Jaakar gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai"

    Kaalia - "Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya??"

    Thakur - "Nazar utha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai".

    Kaalia lifts his head. He sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another water tank, punching the keys of a Laptop.

    Kaalia starts laughing and says: "Haa Haa...Ye log programming karenge thakur? Haa haa... in ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate. Suno ramgad ke vasiyon, thakur ne hijdon "ki software company banaayi hai"

    Veeru shouts: "Chup-chap chala ja kaalia. Ham log consultants hain, kuch bhi kar sakte hain"

    Jay hits some commands on his keyboard. Then says: "Jao kaalia, gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya"

    Kaalia - "Jaata hoon thakur. Agar gabbar ko pata chala ki Thakur Software walon ne uska loot - maar software nahin banaya, to wo poore network mein virus daal dega"


    At the GABBAR's den...
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    GABBAR: "Kittnay bugs thay"?


     


    KALIA: "Do sarkaar"

    GABBAR: "Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahin kar sake? Kya soch kay aaye ho?
    Gabbar bahut khus hoga? Naya assignment dega, kyoon?

    Iski saja milegi.. Barobbar milegi"

    [ Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa ]

    "Kitne sessions hain, is machine mein?"

    Sambaa: Chhey Sarkaar.

    GABBAR: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naa-insaafi hai.

    [logout.. logout... logout....]

    Haan.. ab theek hai... Ab tera kyaa hoga kaalia?"

    KAALIA: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha, sarkar?"

    GABBAR: " To ab documentation likh !!!"

    --[LOGOUT... LOGOUT.. LOGOUT...]--

    Connection Terminated.



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    welcome ji welcome

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