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    Job of HR Manager

    The HR manager of a large corporation suffers a heart attack and the
    doctor tells him to go to a farm to relax. The guy goes to a farm, and
    after a couple of days he is very bored, so he asks the farmer to give
    him some job to do.

    The farmer tells him to clean up all the cow manure. The farmer
    thought that for somebody coming from the city, working his whole life
    sitting in a plush office, it will take him over a week to finish the
    job, but to his surprise the manager finishes the job in less than a
    day.

    The next day the farmer gives to the manager a more difficult job:
    to cut the heads of 500 chickens. The farmer is sure that the manager
    will not be able to do the job, but at the end of the day the job was
    done.

    The next morning, as most of the jobs in the farm were done, the
    farmer asked the manager to divide a bag of potatoes in two boxes: one
    box with small potatoes, and one box with big potatoes. At the end of
    the day the farmer saw that the manager was sitting in front of the
    potatoes bag, but the two boxes are still empty.

    The farmer asks the manager: "How is that you made such difficult
    jobs during the first 2 days, and you cannot do this simple job?"

    The manager answered:

    "Listen, all my life I've been cutting heads and dealing with crap, but now you ask me to take decisions!"




     



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    roflmao!!!!!

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