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    DIMAGH KHARAB

    Main kal bazaar ja rahi thi



    Ke meri chappal toot gai



    AB chappal to "moochi" seeta hai



    "seeta" to "darzi" bhi hai



    "darzi "to "kapray" seeta hai



    "kapray" to "rangeen" hotay hain



    "rangeen" to "lota" bhi hota hai



    " lota" to "bathroom" main hota hai



    "bathroom" main to "nal" bhi hota hai



    "nal" to "lohay" ka hota hai



    "lohay" ki to "istiri" (Iron) bhi hoti hai



    "istri" to "garam" hoti hai



    "garam" to "Custard" bhi hota hai



    "custard" to "peela" hota hai



    "peela" to "chooza" bhi hota hai



    "chooza" to "anday" main se nikalta hai



    "anda" to "sufaid" hota hai



    "sufaid" to "doodh" bhi hota hai



    "doodh" to "bhains" daity hai



    "bhains" to "kaali" hoti hai



    "kaala" to "bangali" bhi hota hai



    "bangali" to "paan" khata hai



    "paan" to "laal" hota hai



    "laal" to "gulab"bhi hota hai



    "gulaab" main to "kantay' hotay hain



    "kantain" to "machli" main bhi hotay hain



    "machli' to "acchi" hoti hai



    "achcha" to "Bander" bhi hota hai



    "bander' to! "bander' hota hai




     


    Padhne walay "bunder" jaisay hi hotay hain



    "Jo padh kar apna time barbad



    Karte hain.."



    Well..



    Ooper wale nay aap ko



    Bheja to bheja .



    "per bheja to



    Aisa bheja...."



    Ki



    "bheje mein bheja hi nahi



    Bheja.".



    Ye mujhe kisi



    NE bheja ..



    Isliye Maine aap ko bheja....



    Aap ko Bura Laga ?



    Toh Aap Kisi



    Aur ko Bhej Do.



    Hisaab...barabar



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    old joke

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    HMM...LOLZZ

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    thnx for visiting

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    nice one...............

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    hahahhaha.......mai ne bhej diya.....

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    KISE

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    batao sunny..............

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