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    Sardar back for rocking

    A Sardar was drawing money from ATM, Sardar behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen your password.”

    Its 4 asterisks (****).

    The first Sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong, Its “1258″.


     



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    Banta and Santa buy one race horse each after learning about big money in racing.
    Says Banta, “How do we identify which horse is mine and which one is yours?”

    Santa Singh replies, “I will cut the tail of my horse and so the horse without a tail will be mine and the one with a tail will be yours.”

    So they cut the tail of the horse. But in the night their naughty kids cut the tail of the other horse too.

    And the next day Banta Singh is worried and says, “I will cut one of the ears of my horse so the horse with one ear will be mine and the other one will be yours.”



    The next night the kids cut the other horse’s ears too. And so it goes on until the horses lost their ears, eyes, had broken noses etc.

    And in the end both horses were left only with bare legs and were just barely living. Both Santa and Banta were frustrated.

    At last Banta says, “BAHUT HO GAYA. SAFED WALA GHORA MERA, KALA WALA TERA”

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    A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chicken and waiter comes with the order.

    Sardar: Murgi ki taange kithe hai?

    Waiter: Woh langra tha.

    Sardar: Dil?

    Waiter: Dil murgi le gayee.

    Sardar: Dimaag?

    Waiter: Murga sardar tha…

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    One day a bus gets an accident which were filled up with some sardarjis.
    Then one of the Saradarji starts to cry very loudly saying I have lost my hand, I have lost my hand…

    After the accident one of the survived sardarji says to him, “why are you crying control yourself, don’t cry, see that man has lost his head but he hasn’t utter even a single word, how silent he is…”

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    ‘Take me to the 10th floor,’ said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding.

    When the lift reached its destination, the liftman opened its gates and said, ‘The 10th floor, beta.’


    ‘Why did you call me beta?’ demanded Banta Singh. ‘I am not your son.’

    I called you beta because I brought you up,’ replied the liftman.

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    Santa Singh : ‘Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?’


    Banta Singh : ‘Yes, that’s funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?’

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    ahahahhahaa..aall in one...gud shot

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    hahahhaahha.a.a.a..

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    haha...nice

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    hahhahahahahhahhahah........nice one.

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