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    Pradeep jokes

    Majak ki aadat

    Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.

    Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai.




     



    Saas ki pitai

    Naukrani ne malkin se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.

    Malkin naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chupchap tamasha dekhne lagi.

    Naukarani ne poocha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?

    Malkin: Nahi uske liye teen hi kaafi hai.



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    Blood test

    Pathan BLOOD Ke bare mein book parh raha tha

    Wife: Aaj yeh book kyu parh rahe ho ji?

    Pathan: Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke kal mera BLOOD test hai iss liye test ki tayari kar raha hoon.

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    secret service

    Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. The preacher grabbed Jack by the hand and pulled him aside.

    The Pastor said to him, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”

    Jack replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”

    Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?”

    Jack whispered back, “I’m in the secret service.”

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    Confession

    Dying husband to wife: I have some thing to tell u dear!

    Wife: “Don’t speak, just have some rest.”

    Husband: No, I must confess. I had relationship with your sister and your best friend.

    Wife: Shh!!… I know, I know! That’s why I poisoned u.

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    How fruits are eaten


    Ek baar 3 fruits mein aapas mein baatcheet hoti hai.

    Apple: Mujhe toh sab dho ke aur kaat ke khaate hai.

    Amrood: Tujhe kya mujhe bhi sab dho ke aur kaat ke khate hai.


    Apple, chup chaap baithe banana se kehta hai tu chup kyu hai?

    Banana : “Main kya kahu mujhe toh batate hue bhi saram aati hai, mujheh to sab log nanga karke khate hai.”

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    Ha Ha Ha Ha Very Nice Zaberdast Yar

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