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    IT Husband

    IT husband

    Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer.

    Husband: (Returning late from work) “Good Evening Dear, I’m now logged in.”

    Wife: Have you brought the grocery?

    Husband: Bad command or file name.

    Wife: But I told you in the morning

    Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?

    Wife: What about my new TV?

    Husband: Variable not found…

    Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

    Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied…

    Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?

    Husband: Too many parameters…

    Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.


    Husband: Data type mismatch.

    Wife: You are useless.


     


    Husband: It’s by Default.

    Wife: What about your Salary?

    Husband: File in use… Try after some time.

    Wife: What is my value in the family.

    Husband: Unknown Virus.



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    old one..but nice

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    yeh..old one.......... but gud one................

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    hi meera....
    are u still waiting for the D-Day??

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    hi muffy,....... what do u think...........????????

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    who knowsssssssss
    but tum humesha yahi kehti ho ki ur still waiting on it
    so may be ur still singleeeeeeeeeeeee

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    hahahhaa....

    well i m still single..............


    but i m engaged with some one...............

    i m happy with life.......... sachi main.........hmmm.......

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