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    funny jokes by me

    Meri toh ho gayi hai

    Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.



    Banta: Phir kya hua?

    Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, “Pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.”
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    Subedar Santa and Subedar Banta were in the same regiment in the British Indian Army, they were inseparable friends and spent their evenings drinking together.

    The partition separated them as Subedar Santa passed away in a war. To keep his friend
    ’s memory alive, Subedar Banta always filled two glasses with rum and water and sipped from each alternately!

    When somebody asked him why he did so, he explained: “This glass is Santa’s & this one is mine. So I take a sip from each, One on behalf of santa, the other for myself.”

    Suddenly one evening Banta was seen with only one glass on his table. He was asked what happened.

    He replied, “You see, I have given up drinking but Santa’s not. So I’ve put away my glass and am drink only on behalf of my friend.”

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    It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby
    in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it?

    Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed.

    He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, “I’ll be 16 tomorrow.”

    “I know,” said the butcher with a smile, “I’ve been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she’ll get, and watch the expression on her face.”

    When the boy arrived home he told his mother.

    The woman nodded and said, “Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on his face!”

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    hehe

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    hahahahaha

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